Once there was a Boy.
His name was Jonny.
Jonny liked the internet.
One day, Jonny said, "I gonna make a webpage."
Later that day, Jonny made a webpage.
He used static backgrounds called watermarks.
This annoyed the viewers a lot.
They all got headaches.
Then they left Jonny's webpage because they didn't have the patience to see the answer to the greatest mystery of all:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?
Too bad I don't have or know how to upload watermarks.